This little USB nugget keeps you company while you’re working on your PC. It lights up and lip sync to the music :P

In case of an Ebola outbreak due to bio-terror attacks or maybe due to the filthy neighbor’s perfect breeding ground, you might want to wear a mask. And i am sure when you wear a mask, you would feel warm due to the condensation inside the masks which prevents ventilation. Well, if you ever have that problem, Thanko has solved it for you with the Thanko Face Mask, which is USB friendly and it cools you down within the mask. Made with a silicon, light weight fan installed within the mask, your wearing pleasure is heighten and it increases overall satisfaction.

Forget the Ebola virus example, because i forgot scientist wears masks too in labs. So this would be useful. Especially since it has a long, long, long USB cord for you to move around.

The Thanko Face Mask is out in Japan for USD24.

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Okay so you have this important project on hand that you just completed on your computer. Your comp class teacher taught you that no matter what you need to always back up your projects so they don’t get lost. And heeding that advice you took up that really cheap sale on USBs thumbdrives and now have 20 for back up uses.

It takes times to back up your stuff on all 20 USB thumbdrives so you use NeXCopy where you can back up your stuff on on 20 thumbdrives simultaneously!

So, the above is just a gist of what you can do with NeXCopy as in reality no one really copies anything to 20 thumbdrives save for maybe a very very small eccentric handful. But it could get useful. Maybe u want to share porn to 20 of your pals and they all brought their thumdrives. Sweetness :)

Eccentricity does not come cheap my friends, NeXcopy is priced at $1299 a piece.

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Nothing is geekier than customizing your own thumbdrive’s design layout. I mean, look if you could sandblast your initials or a design you created, it makes the thumb drive special. It makes it yours.

So Pexagon came up with this brilliant idea of letting you customize your thumb drive online with 4 easy steps. And then u can start customizing the capacity of your thumb drive that starts with 512MB and up. The largest capacity with all the customized factors should set you back only $52 bucks. Not bad for a geek symbol.

It’s a bee, it’s a fly…no, it’s a USBee! This bendable neck USB that looks like a bee is not a promotional tool for the sucky Bee Movie. It’s actually a stand alone product that looks like, well, a bee.

It’s sexy bee curvature makes you want to own one, naturally. Anything shiny is eye catching, what more if it beds. It also comes with a heat ventilator too…how awesome is that? :D

Check out the product in detail at Yanko Design.

Made in China Skype Mouse VoIP phone. Corny music and vampish models but…the gadget’s pretty useful.

Only if YOU are not the owner of the Ironkey that is. Say hello to the world’s impenetrable thumb drive for that important project you don’t want your colleague’s grubby hands on. The best part is if they do try to take the info inside with their grubby hands, your thumb drive will self destruct in all its 4 gig glory.

Passwords can be hacked, but not the IronKey. It’s built to withstand attacks both virtual and physical. 10 incorrect password attempts, and the encryption chip self-destructs, making the contents of the flash drive totally unreadable. The contents of the drive are filled with epoxy, so if a hacker tries to physically access the chips, he’d more likely damage them instead. Even if he did get access to the memory chips, they’d be worthless without the encryption chip. Electron-shielded, even a scanning electron microscope can’t get inside.

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This four port USB gadget thingamajig looks like something you can buy off the shelves of Toys’R'US. It is a good thing, since the time we all turned into adults, we do need to include as much fun stuff in our life so that we are reminded of the child within us. Anyway, this USB Star Hub can rotate 180 degrees or reconstructed into a the lochness monster to accommodate your workspace, which is twice the bang for buck - it’s kiddy fun AND functional. It’s only available to the bigger percentage of computer users, that means Macs are out.

Pick one up for $12 and make someone happy. Oh Xmas gift is a fine idea too :)

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Already everything Christmassy is out for sale. Every time I walk through any shopping complex I see bells, Christmas trees, fake presents wrapped in colorful papers and fake snow.

So why not bring the festive mood to your home with this USB Christmas cake? With strawberries as USBs and the cake as its port, it’s cute and it’s seasonal. It makes a geek truly popular :P The strawberry USB has a memory of 1 Gig too - EACH…enough to store all your Christmas songs and more …whoopie!

Sony Ericsson’s new concept phone has a full USB port - something no phone ever donned yet. But if this concept phone succeeds, then maybe in the near future we will be seeing phones with a little USB port intact. But one nitty gritty detail to this is, who would want a phone that is smaller than your palm size with a hole 1/4 as big as it’s entire body?

Hmm….style or functionality. Tough.

Maybe the USB will only be for larger phones. But…. that’s not exactly stylish is it? Small is stylish, just like matchsticks are beautiful?