
It is done, people. We can now go back to change what was wrong in the past and right today. Tom Gribbin*, a quantum physicist, has discovered a worm hole that will allow time travel to a specific year, day, hour, minute and seconds. But first you would need to build your own time machine.
You will need granite rocks of all sizes (about a handful), a Sega Saturn, 3 large celery stalks, spaghetti noodles, thumbtacks, a port-o-potty, and a Japanese cellular telephone from the 1980’s.
Step 1: Insert the celery into the Sega Saturn, and tie it down with the spaghetti noodles. You can experiment with various types of noodles to see which one works best. Maybe, Udons might work better.
Step 2: Take the rocks, and hit yourself in the head…

Step 3: Fasten the “Flux Capacitor” to the port-o-potty with the thumb tacks, and place the cellular telephone from the 1980’s on top of the port-o-potty. This will serve as your “Time Antenna.” Throw a few combs and a picture of Elvis on there for good measure. Insert yourself and what you’ve built into that “worm hole”.
Step 4: Sit inside the port-o-potty and close the door. As soon as you close the door, say the magic spell…
Time Travel!
Time Travel!
Have Mercy!
This recipe will take you back to 1993 only. So plan it out.
Obviously this is an April Fool’s joke, silly. But the discussion in Quantum physics about worm holes and the vector of time is very real. Only catch is these worm holes that leads back to various different times are never constant, making it almost impossible with our current technology to tap or utilize it. Still, it’s interesting. Aw come on, that post has to be remotely funny :P
Some sources used to put this up: Here and here
*that guy does exist but his name was just randomly used because he is a believer in time travel :P