Dead Fred Pen Holder
I would fancy having Fred DEAD on my table as I stab my pen into him. The pen is mightier than the sword, they say and this underlines quote very, very well.
You could also pretend Fred is someone else, a bossy employer with stinky socks and bad breath or the annoying little kid would pees in your rose bushes – anything is better than breaking the law, break it on Fred.
Specs:
* Silicone rubber
* Perfect for pen or pencil
* Dimensions: 5″ x 2.75″ (12.5 x 7 cm)
Stabbing fun, Dead Fred Pen Holder costs $9.99 from ThinkGeek.
If you would like to say, hold your knives in an unsettling manner that treads the fine line of “acceptance”, you could check out The Ex as well.
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