18K Gold Plated iPod Shuffle

“My precioussss….my pet…it belongs to us, yessss my precioussssss” *strokes her 18 carat gold plated iPod Shuffle. God…What on earth are these people thinking? They’re making humans into Gollum-like creatures, with long pale arms reaching for the gold plated shuffle, blinded by it’s shiny beauty! And word has it that a diamond studded one is in the making!
One look at this 18K gold plated iPod shuffle, the first question that pops into mind is of course “How much?”. There’s a faint glimmer of hope that it’s not that expensive for us normal laymen. Admit it, you know you did hope even though you know it’s a hopeless wish. Ha-Ha-Ha…
The gold plated iPod costs…well, in the real world, gold plated stuff aren’t really that expensive but some rich (and probably dumb) guy has offered to buy the 18K gold plated for $10,000. Way to hike up the price, Diamond Jim Brady, and for a gold plated piece of MP3 player that doesn’t hold more than 3 albums. Gah…
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