USB Beverage Chiller
Homer: “Marge! My beer’s cold - why can’t drinks stay cold when I leave it right next to my computer?”
Random inventor: *lightbulb* USB BEVERAGE CHILLER
Holy cow… the USB Beverage Chiller is a real weird invention, wait weird isn’t the description I was looking for - decadent? sloth-like? piggish? cool…no, not cool…. I mean can see how it can useful but if your drinks doesn’t stay cold it’s not really a big huge deal, is it??
It’s one of these days that you think about the good old days before we depended on cellphone and snail mail was still a major tool of communication between ppl living on a different area code…or the time when cold drinks with melting ice was a novelty and because of its novelty, you’d finish your cold drink before all the ice melts…you know those days…*sigh* What’s going to become of our kids!!
And now, if you want your Coke to be cold, you put it into a USB Beverage Chiller and your drink will stay cold for as long as you’re on your computer (or away from it)….god, aren’t we all just spoiled rotten these days!
The USB Beverage Chiller has:-
* Connection via USB
* Coldplate chills to 45˚F
* Helps keeps your beverage cool
* USB cable length: 5 feet
* Dimensions: 5.25″ x 3.25″ x 1.4″
Source:ThinkGeek; CoolIT Systems
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January 24th, 2007 at 4:53 am
Those things do not work.
I got one a while back and it just makes noise. The plate gets cold, but not cold enough to chill anything.
February 4th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Oh dear..what a baloney then. At least make something that works if we’re gonna be spoiled rotten. geez. lol